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The Desert Rat Showdown (Scunthorpe style…)

Earlier this week Jeremy Vine sent a tweet out about flat-roofed pubs which brought back a wave of nostalgic memories from my old policing patch…  There’s an old saying “never drink in a flat-roofed pub” – they’re normally linked to depravation, brutalist...

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Sorry seems to be the easiest word…

You know those weirdos that are often hanging around railway stations? The ones that look like they still live with their Mother and are always scribbling into their little notebooks? Well they’re the British Transport Police (BTP). They’re exactly the same as regular...

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Policing – as easy as ABC?

On Monday 25th May 2020, Derek Chauvin took the life of George Floyd in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It was a shocking thing to see and, like many others, I’ve spent the last few weeks doing a lot of reflecting on what happened - trying to make sense of it… Did Derek...

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Unlocking for Independence Day…

 ‘Super Saturday’ or 'Stupid Saturday'? Depends who you ask really. But I’m leaning towards the latter on the grounds that Saturday just can’t be a good day to reopen the pubs for the first time in 14 weeks. Dealing with the fallout is more of a slap than a clap...

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Corona Lockdown Diary – Week 3

Sunday March 29th I’m pleased to report that my wife’s ‘fear of running out of bread’ phobia has now been replaced with ‘fear of missing Tipping Point’ ‘What time is Tipping Point on?’ ‘The usual time’ ‘Have you recorded Tipping Point?’ ‘Yes’ ‘Are you sure?’ ‘Yes’ In...

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Alfie’s Corona Lockdown Diary – Week 2

Sunday 22nd March My latest BBC Radio 4 series IT’S A FAIR COP re-starts later this week. Hard to believe that this is ‘Series 5’, although I might go all Americano and start saying ‘Season 5’ as that sounds really cool. I discover that the show is Pick of the Week in...

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