by Jez Moore | Apr 5, 2016 | Plod Blog
Heading back up North after a gig in the lovely historic city of Bath, Mrs M and I called in at Tamworth Services for a caffeine and comfort break. I did what I always do and nipped into the gents, walked to the furthest urinal, commenced a peepee as quickly as I...
by Jez Moore | Feb 22, 2016 | Plod Blog
Comic and police officer Alfie Moore has a word… (Article originally appeared in the Correspondents section of Chortle: The UK Comedy Guide) I’ve been having a great time bringing my show to the Perth FRINGEWORLD Festival where the lovely friendly Australian...
by Jez Moore | Dec 22, 2015 | Plod Blog
(With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore – no relation) ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The world was a-sleeping in our Christmas story When the silence was shattered by loud...
by Jez Moore | Aug 12, 2015 | Plod Blog
The Sunday People were proud to announce that their intrepid reporters have made full use of the Freedom of Information Act to finally solve the mystery of overweight cops – they’re eating too many pies. There have been concerns raised, by some, that the Freedom of...
by Jez Moore | Jul 17, 2015 | Plod Blog
Originally written for the BBC website….. 1. Handcuff Heroes Encountered every Friday night (aka ‘fight night’) in our towns and city centres. Usually drunk and always annoying, when informed that they are under arrest they quietly comply until the...
by Jez Moore | Jun 18, 2015 | Plod Blog
Article originally written for the Police Oracle and re-published here for wider enjoyment. I’ve been asked to recommend a good motivational workplace speaker. Does anyone know how much Theresa May charges? Any former tutors or supervisors will recognise the...
by Jez Moore | Jun 18, 2015 | Plod Blog
Article originally published in Police Oracle and republished here for wider enjoyment. In a bid to give up slagging off Winsor and May for Lent I’ve cast my eye over some notable police related news stories of the last few weeks and suddenly realised that they nearly...
by Jez Moore | Jun 18, 2015 | Plod Blog
Article originally published in Police Oracle following the Charlie Hebdo shootings in Paris – republished here for wider enjoyment The recent tragic events in Paris have made me think about free speech. What’s appropriate or not? When does something become...
by Jez Moore | Jun 18, 2015 | Plod Blog
Article originally written for the Police Oracle and republished on Plod Blog for wider enjoyment….. One vision It’s 10.17pm on Saturday 24th November 1990. Sheffield’s Herol ‘Bomber’ Graham, one of the finest boxers Britain has ever...
by Jez Moore | Jun 15, 2015 | Plod Blog
Over the next six weeks Alfie will bring his trademark hilarious blend of comedy and insights into the law to the airwaves as IT’S A FAIR COP returns to BBC Radio 4 in the coveted 6.30 pm comedy slot. The studio audience are ‘sworn in’ as cops for...
