It’s been a Funny Old Week….

Afie’s Coronavirus diary 15th – 22nd March 2020 Sunday 15th March I wake up in Staffordshire after the previous night’s tour show in Leek. As the Coronavirus is continuing to spread the official Government advice is to ‘wash your hands, stay at home if you have...

Brexit – Whose Fault is it Anyway?

Alfie Moore applies his investigative skills to find the person or person’s responsible for the current political farce.  It’s definitely a crime but who dun it?! Brexit – I’ll tell you who’s to blame…. The country may be...

Who you gonna call?

(Originally published in Policing Insight and reproduced here for wider enjoyment) If there’s something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? ……Well despite only 25-30% of calls for service actually being crime related the answer in the UK would seem to...

“I’ve never been to Scunthorpe…..”

Scunthorpe is pretty famous, but why? Is it famous for having significant natural ironstone deposits which have been mined since the 10th century? No. Maybe it’s for Forest Pines – the internationally acclaimed championship golf course? Nope. What about for...

Alfie Moore’s ‘take’ on Brexit week…

 This feature was originally printed in Policing Insight and is re-published here for wider enjoyment Wake me up when it’s all over….. It was Thursday 23rd June 2016 and I found myself standing in a voting booth, pencil poised. I allowed myself a last-minute ‘expert’...

Bermuda Triangle makes PCCs disappear…

This feature originally appeared in Policing Insight and is now published here for wider enjoyment………. It was 2012 when Theresa May first began to impose the Police Commissioner American dream on the unwitting British Public. I can see why she did...

A summary of my Hillsborough thoughts…

By the very nature of the business mistakes in policing are absolutely guaranteed. However the first rule that every wise old cop knows is: Never try to cover up your mistake and never ever EVER try to cover your mistake using a lie. What is becoming clear is that is...