Alfie’s jokes included in Independent’s ‘Festival Funniest’ (and the Mirror – on 19th)

Two of Alfie’s jokes have been included today in The Independent’s favourite jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2014. The first – top of the list – is: “I used to live next to a farm and every time I passed the cows in the field I used to inexplicably shout abuse at them. Turns out I’m dairy intolerant.”

The second one quoted is: “Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago and since then he’s never looked back.”

Don’t worry – they’re not in the show!

P.S. These two jokes also made it into the Mirror’s Top 100 jokes from the Edinburgh Festival – 19th August 2014.  This time Colin and his neck brace made it to number two…..